Seeing is deceiving; Dreaming is believing.

Welcome to the madness. Normality is overrated.

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Off the UCAP Tour:

Dougie:
I fucked up the acoustic bit.
Tom:
And now you swore on stage.
Dougie:
Shit.
Tom:
Bad Dougie. Bad Dougie!
Danny:
Naughty Dougie!
Tom:
Spank him! Who wants to spank Dougie?
*Danny goes to spank him and Dougie ducks away*
Dougie:
Last time Danny spanked me, I lost my virginity.
Tom:
WHAT. Why do you say things like that?!
Danny:
You lost your bum virginity.
Tom:
Don't say... you can't say things like that!
Dougie:
What, virginity?
Tom:
No, you can say virginity...
Dougie:
The VIRGIN Mary, VIRGIN Megastores...
Danny:
And Virgin Airlines...